Brand: Smelly Yeti

Scent Description: Well, looks like things didn’t end up quite how you planned. Was drinking the absinthe from that crazy hermit really worth it? Catholic guilt washes over you, and as you close your eyes you can almost smellincense swirling, taste that communion wine, feel the light as it fractures through stained glass panels, hear the holy Latin on the priest’s lips and the creaking of the pews…You breathe deep, cough, and open your eyes. Everything’s on fire, as always. Oh look, a disembodied head is just rolling around. At least you’ve got this weird egg tree to live in. From the rough stones, there’s movement. A head pops up, and advances. Not just a head this time, this one has a body. The demon waddles over to you. “Want some cursed gold?” He has a wheel instead of legs and approximately seven spears stabbed through him at various angles. You consider it for a moment. “Nah.”

Released: The Bosch Trio

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