Brand: ZOMG Smells
Scent Description: This scent is based on an antique recipe for a vinaigrette mix–NOT the salad dressing, mind you.
Vinaigrette boxes were the posh Victorian answer to the cloven orange and the pomander; little silver-gilt latticed containers for a bit of sponge soaked with vinegar and pleasant, refreshing oils to whiff on when something unrefined got into your business. Late-night droopiness and being stuck in a cramped vehicle for a long trip were definitely occasions to whip out the vinaigrette.
Our mix contains a ton of things calibrated to freshen you up and get you all refined again: lavender water, grapefruit rind, lemongrass, juniper berry, white sage, palmarosa, and a bunch more. We left out the vinegar, naturally. You can put it back in if you want to. 🙂
Released: Dr. Zomg’s Patent Shenanigans